Which ones are gay? Does the hamburglar like big women? Is Grimace into bondage? What's the deal with the creatures that look like a cheerleader's pom poms? What sex are they and how do they reproduce?
2006-09-19 04:15:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hamburglar likes to be blindfolded.
2006-09-19 04:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ronald McDonald is a pedophile, but he's also into clown sex (a well known fetish actually), so he uses the clown image to attract underage kids... He should be imprisoned!
The Hamburglar is the one into S&M and bondage. In his spare time, he plays in Mistress Gwen's "Making Of A Mistress" series on Gwen Media/Bizarre label DVDs.
Grimace is into chicks in mud fights. He likes to watch women fight dirty, and literaly so... Big chicks? I don't see why not; he certainly appears happy to be there with what he's got!
Those cheerleading pom-pom creatures are supposed to be fries, but in reality they are self-automated sex toys disguised as fries so that they look less suspicious. Eat a few fries off of one of them and you'll start seeing dildoes and lubricants popping out of there!
Cheers
2006-09-19 11:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Grimace is definitely gay; the pom poms things are just supposed to look like french fries.
2006-09-19 11:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by jazzmetalbassist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ronald McDonald likes lezzies, Grimmace likes S&M, Hamburglar likes voyeur, and the pom poms are the cheerleaders and all them hot bitchess from Victoria Secrets are the pornstars!
2006-09-19 11:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mayor McCheese loves to get naked and roll around in a vat of melted chedder before "doing it"
The Hamburgler is into scat. he loves to be pizzed and shyt on...
Grimmace prefers anal
Birdie (that bird avator thing) is a lesbian and her idol is Amelia Earhardt. She once was the partner of Martina Navratilova.
Ronald McDonald was once arrested on child porography charges but they were later mysteriously dropped. He's not allowed to come within 50 feet of a child which makes being the icon for a major fast food restaurant that specializes in serving kids a bit difficult. If you notice in the most recent commercials, they use a plastic Ronald McDonald instead of the real guy.
2006-09-19 11:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all gay together and have wild orgies and group sex every night.
The hamburgler and Ronald McDonald like to play cops and robbers and handcuff each other to the bed.
Grimace is into little boys, and his second job is running a child porn studio out of his basement.
2006-09-19 11:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't know, but I imagine they all slide around a lot on their greasy beds of lettuce. I once knew someone who looked a lot like Ronald McDonald, minus the costume. Maybe it was Ronald? He wasn't any too bright. I never did inquire about his sexual proclivities, if any. Shudder!
2006-09-19 11:21:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aren't they all gay? there arent any female characters. Well maybe those pom pom people.
Grimace likes to receive strap-on action, perhaps from the pom pom girls.
2006-09-19 11:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know they had any, so I guess they're all too immature to have a sexual preference yet. Ronald might like Grimace, though.
2006-09-19 11:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i do not know their sexuality but i think the pom pom guys are Fry guys are they not?
2006-09-19 11:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋