This bloke was walking in London when he saw three lovely ladies wearing short skirts trying to sell Sky football packages. So he appoched to first lady and dropped a 50 pence coin and as she bent down to pick it up for him and he noticed she had blue knickers on. On asking why she replied "I support Chelsea".
He moved to the second lady and did the same trick this time they were white. She replied "I support Spurs".
He moves to the last lady and once again he does his trick and to his surprise she is naked underneath. She then replies that she supported Arsenal. ?
2006-09-19 04:10:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.. cute and funny.
2006-09-19 04:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Baby T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I may have heard a variation of that joke in junior school.
Three guys stranded on an island, go looking for food. They succeed in shooting a pig. They decide to share it out, according to which football team they support.
First guy. - "I'm a Scotsman, so as I'm a Hearts fan, I'll take the heart"
Second guy - "I support Bolton Wanderers, so I'll have the trotters"
Third guy - "I support Arsenal, but I'm not very hungry.. "
alright mother, I'm coming ........
2006-09-19 17:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sam O'Shanter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She could have said, she supported Arsenal & Forest
2006-09-19 13:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by KEN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Erm...don't you think your joke might be a little offensive to the ladies?
2006-09-19 11:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice try
2006-09-19 11:15:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be a local sort of joke.
Looking at it from Texas I really don't get it.
2006-09-19 11:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! great!.......... I have a joke for you........
He's long,he's red,his feet hang out the bed Peter Crouch,Peter Crooooouuuuuuuch!!! LOOK AT THE ONE BELOW, IT RHYMES!!!!!!!!
He's long,he's red,he should be f*****g dead,Peter Crouch,Peter Crooooooooouch!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 13:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥HELLO♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Looking at it from California, i don't get it either
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2006-09-19 11:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke but you do look nice today
2006-09-19 11:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ar-sen-al
ha ha ah made me read twice but i got it
good one.
2006-09-19 11:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moron....bad joke and i didn't get it. No Offence.
2006-09-19 11:51:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋