2006-09-19 03:57:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
puke ! ( best if you do it ON a teacher )
2006-09-19 03:59:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Give yourself a dose of the ancient American tradition:
"The Truant's Tonic"
2 raw eggs.
2 teaspoons syrup of ipecac.
1 teaspoon blue food coloring.
3 tablespoons of oatmeal.
1/4 cup water.
Drink this 10 minutes before going in to the Principal's office with a complaint of feeling sick. Then be sure to expel your load right on his/her desk.
2006-09-19 11:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by El Gringo 237 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you think school is bad, wait until you see what it's like to go to work every day. Worse yet, see what it's like to try to get anywhere without an education.
2006-09-19 11:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask to go to the bathroom, then come right back and tell the teacher you just started your monthly and you need to run home and change your clothes. Just don't go back to school.
2006-09-19 11:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by couchP56 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Most schools are small enough that you can easily get out in five minutes or less....
2006-09-19 11:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Andy FF1,2,CrTr,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay in school and get a good education.
2006-09-19 10:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by kja63 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont go 2 ur locker and dont talk 2 ur friends youll have 2 much funn and wanna stay longer lol
2006-09-19 10:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by xxholistergurlxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fever or diarrhea always works.
2006-09-19 11:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone has a test coming up?
;)
2006-09-19 11:12:53 · answer #9 · answered by mama_bears_den 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw up all over yourself!
2006-09-19 11:04:34 · answer #10 · answered by ????? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stay in school kid.
2006-09-19 10:59:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋