While visiting a Zoo this Irish man saw a man with an elephant act.
The man claimed the elephant can tell person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked.
"Oh yes." the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, not believing that this was true.The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and all whom were tested said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell his age. He agreed to it. The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like a storm, turned back stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried
"BeGabbers, He's right...Farty-two!"
2006-09-19 03:57:00 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..i've read a similar version somewhere..lol!10!
2006-09-19 04:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA..LOL..9.999999999995 I Wonder If He Could Tell My age Lol..Ewww I Wouldnt Be Standing Any Where Near That Elephantttt lol
2006-09-20 11:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ordinary to bop to. I provide it a 10? LOL :) right here is one to proportion Sorry to all my Blonde associates, I purely could not face up to. Puget Sounders would desire to get a hoot out of this. ; ) A blonde grow to be feeling so depressed that she desperate to end her life by potential of throwing herself into Puget Sound. She went right down to the docks and grow to be approximately to bounce into the frigid water whilst a handsome youthful sailor observed her teetering on the sting of the pier crying. He took pity on her and mentioned, "pay attention, you have have been given plenty to stay for. i'm off to Europe interior the morning and in case you like, i will stow you away on my deliver. i'm going to take solid care of you and positioned across you nutrition on a daily basis. "moving nearer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and extra with a wink, "i'm going to make you satisfied, and you would be able to additionally make me satisfied." The blonde nodded "confident" by way of her tears. in spite of each thing, what did she would desire to lose? That night, the sailor extra her aboard and concealed her in a lifeboat, alongside with blankets and nutrition. From then on, each night he extra her sandwiches, water, wine and fruit and that they'd make mad, passionate love till daybreak. 3 weeks later, in the time of a ordinary inspection, she grow to be got here upon by potential of the Captain. "What interior the heck are you doing right here?" the Captain demanded angrily. I easily have an association with between the sailors," she defined. "i'm getting loose nutrition and a visit to Europe. meanwhile (she says coyly) he's taking great element approximately me which you will desire to talk (wink, wink)." "He valuable as hell is, lady," the Captain mentioned, "it is the Bremerton ferry."
2016-12-18 13:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by ussery 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... cute and funny. I've heard of something similar except it was an old lady using her talent. (hint hint)
2006-09-19 04:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by Baby T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You managed to combine an ethnic joke and a fart joke all in to one.
Well done.
2006-09-19 04:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe nice 1 - wd.
2006-09-19 04:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-09-19 21:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-09-19 03:58:52 · answer #8 · answered by jody n 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-19 04:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thnx, 2 outa five, sorry.
2006-09-19 04:02:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋