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2006-09-19 03:40:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports Football Scottish Football

Unless he is occasionally spitting bits out for the players to stick on there boots for ball control.

2006-09-19 03:49:18 · update #1

14 answers

i know, i have never known anyone to chew as much gum as him, i think he is secretly getting sponsored by Wrigley's

2006-09-19 03:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0 0

You were a very sad, lonely and desperate child, craving attention, possibly a bed-wetter, and in later life a child or wife-beater, certainly of English nationality but your parentage and more importantly your ancestors were of course sodomising thieves, from any of the many conquerers you had.
Your ignorance is only outshone by your intelligence!

Source(s):

Complete Guide to The Mentally Challenged, Volume 1,
Oedipus Complex

2006-09-20 09:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by TH.14 1 · 0 0

I suppose that's why he chews with his mouth open. Take some of the gum out and close your mouth Alex!

2006-09-19 10:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He doesn't chew gum, he sucks it,the same as he does with the rest of the Boards backsides!! Have you never seen him taking out his teeth before a game?

2006-09-19 10:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chewing Gum is hard and straight going in and soft and sticky coming out.Is there an analogy in there somewhere?

2006-09-19 11:01:13 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0 0

he's puckering up as the only way he can get those gay prima donna rse bandit footballers to play is to give them a good chewin off at half time reach around is optional.

2006-09-19 10:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by paul f 1 · 0 0

He is hugely successful.
How many people who have answered this are even competent?
The questioner has revealed a small intellect and gurning attitude.
The rest who are negative are nobodies.
Now sod off the lot of you.

2006-09-19 12:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

the stresses of managing Man U that or he has a deal with Wrigleys Extra !!

2006-09-19 10:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by azmondo 3 · 0 0

Are you jealous because he doesn't come to watch you at the Morris Dancing.

2006-09-19 11:29:29 · answer #9 · answered by Alf Garnett 3 · 0 0

Because he's constantly on the hot seat maybe

2006-09-19 10:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 2 · 0 0

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