the sex is the same, but the dishes start pilling up.
2006-09-19 03:07:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude, you are so going to get hosed on that one
2006-09-19 03:16:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
how awful lol
Q:why do woman have smaller feet than men??
A:so they can stand closer to the stove....
Q:whats the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered woman shelter??
A:the dished if she knows what's good for her.
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A: cornbread with a food stamp in it...
2006-09-19 10:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think that that was funny u tool- obviously women are too smart to sleep with you- are you too poor to afford a hooker you chump. Get your hand off your tiny little balls and get a life.
2006-09-19 10:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Cassie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You wear the same underwear for two weeks, cos no one's there to help you change!
2006-09-19 10:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know your husbands dead? It remains stiff for more than 5 minutes!
2006-09-19 10:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was goin to say because you choke her till she stopps breathng
2006-09-19 11:43:11 · answer #6 · answered by so_fast420 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. I reckon so!! LOL.
Have a nice evening.
2006-09-20 00:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you loose that echo in you'r ears
2006-09-19 18:23:17 · answer #8 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-09-19 10:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh
2006-09-19 10:13:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋