There once was a man from leeds
who swallowed apacket of seeds
in no time his asss
was covered in grass
and his head was covered in weeds.
2006-09-19 03:07:49 · 10 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a young girl from Australia
Who painted her bum like a dahlia.
A penny a smell
Went down very well,
But tuppence a lick was a failure!
You are a very funny guy Benny!
2006-09-19 03:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lorraine R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young girl from Darjeeling
Who has a peculiar feeling ...
(the rest of this limerick is censored)
2006-09-19 05:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by david4thelord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a million volts flew up its assssssss
and turned its wool to nylon
2006-09-19 03:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by lorren.mitchell@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this wasnt funny maybe if u said. his head was covered with weeds. it might have been a little bit more funny.
2006-09-19 04:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by Baby T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man who was dining at Crew's
found quite a large mouse in his stew
Said the waiter,
"Don't shout and wave it about.
The rest will be wanting one too!"
2006-09-19 03:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by Etienne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny man *double high five*
2006-09-19 03:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA......... Know any Mary had a little lamb ones?
2006-09-19 03:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no ....
is this is realy a joke ...
its goooooooooooood
if i were you i will name my self sir penies
2006-09-19 03:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, thanx
2006-09-19 03:24:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bravo dude.
2006-09-19 03:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋