One Bright Day, In The Middle Of The Night
Two Dead Boys , Got Up To Fight
Back to Back, They Faced Each Other
Drew Their Swords, And Shot Each Other
If You Don't Believe This Lie, Is True,
Ask The Blind Man, He Saw It Too!!
Heard This When I Was A Kid, Never Forgot It. LOL!!
2006-09-19 03:02:22 · 9 answers · asked by XXSEXY66XX 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I've always liked this. LOL.
2006-09-19 17:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can top that one! This is the story of Jacob and Rebecca.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about
their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
wedding,
and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
2006-09-19 10:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one of those. Its called Double Dutch Busby Frankie Smith. Check out the lyrics (You really have to hear it to get the effects)!
http://www.ronfry.com/lyrics/DoubleDutchBus.txt
2006-09-19 10:09:37 · answer #3 · answered by Etienne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Weldone.
2006-09-19 10:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-09-19 11:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie ..... am sure
but Goodie .................................. am sure not
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
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Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
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Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
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Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.
girl kicker
2006-09-19 10:19:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
goody...maybe
2006-09-19 10:04:37 · answer #7 · answered by s j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute :-)
2006-09-19 10:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-)
2006-09-19 11:36:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋