Why do people lie about Jesus of Nazareth, he wasn't Jewish, he was a Pirate. Facts are Facts. Why the lies

Answer 1

Tis true, they called 'im Donkeybreath the Fierce! I dinno 'ow 'e came by dat name but 'e was a scurvy dog nonetheless! I even 'ear tell 'e rode a ship on the desert!

Answer 2

We can count on you to compose spirited posts.

You are like many analytical thinkers who like to point out the weaknesses of any argument. The problem, going by the tone of most of your posts, is that people are mostly put down for some reason or another. Hardly ever anything positive. Sounds like a way to become bitter, unhappy and friendless. Take courage. You're not the only one that needs ongoing attitude adjustments. Instead of finding fault with different ways to spirituality how about getting into a belief system that makes sense and that addresses the present as well as the future? Combining a belief system with your quick mind and spirited way of communicating should make Jim a happier person.

Answer 3

Arrr,me thinks you be right matey. Didn't pirates have long hair and beards? Haven't we all see the pictures of Jesus? The similarities are astounding. And when be the last time ye saw a Jewish mate with long hair? Yarrrrrrrrrrrr

Answer 4

Ohh there are so many songs running through my head these days about lies, you know what I'm talking about. Maybe Jesus was a Jew, he was Pirate King of the Jews ;)

Answer 5

Jesus is a real, historical person, born in the Land of Israel, during the Roman occupation, in approximately the year 3 BCE.
That Jesus was born Jewish is one of the least contested truths of the Bible. The very first verse of the New Covenant reads: The book of the genealogy of Messiah Jesus Christ the son of David, the son of Abraham (Matt. 1:1).
Abraham was the first Hebrew. God changed his name from Abram (Gen. 17:5). In Gen. 14:13 he is called Abram the Hebrew. So we can see that Jesus is descended from "Abram the Hebrew." Even to this day, Jews are also called "Hebrews", and the language of the Jews is "Hebrew."
Although He was born in Bethlehem (Matt. 2:1, Micah 5:2), Jesus was raised in Nazareth (Luke 2:39-40). Both were Jewish towns at the time, according to archeologists and historians. Bethlehem is just south of Jerusalem while Nazareth is north, in the Galilee section. Both of Jesus's parents were from Nazareth (Luke 1:26-27, 2:4, 39) and they returned there with the Child when they had done everything according to the Law of the Lord that His birth required (Luke 2:39). His aunt and uncle were also Torah observant Jews (Luke 1:6) so we can see that probably the whole family took their faith very seriously.
In adult life, His disciples were Jews (John 1:47, Matt. 20:25-26) and they called Him 'Rabbi' (John 4:31). Mary called Him 'Rabboni' (John 20:16). They sought Him because they believed the Torah and the Prophets (John 1:45).
Jesus not only taught others how to live a Jewish life, He lived it Himself. The outward signs of this were such things as wearing tzitzit (tassles) on His clothing (Luke 8:43, Matt. 14:36, Strong's # 2899) to serve as a reminder of the commandments (Num. 15:37-39). He observed Passover (John 2:13) and went up to Jerusalem (Deut. 16:16). He observed Succot (John 7:2, 10) and went up to Jerusalem (John 7:14). He also observed Hanukah (John 10:22) and probably Rosh haShanah (John 5:1), going up to Jerusalem on both those occasions as well, even though it isn't commanded in the Torah.
When faced with temptation, Jesus answered from the Hebrew Scripture (Matt. 4:2-10, Deut. 8:3, 6:16, 6:13). When teaching, He taught from the Hebrew Scripture (Matt. 22:42-45). When admonishing, He quoted from the Hebrew Scripture (Mk. 7:6-13).
When Jesus was taken prisoner by a Roman captain, his cohort, and some Jewish officials (John 18:12), He was delivered into the custody of the Jewish priests, elders, and scribes (Mk. 14:53). The Roman soldiers would not have placed Him under Jewish jurisdiction if He were not Jewish.
Later, Jesus was brought before the Sanhedrin, the Jewish council (Luke 22:66). He was charged with an offense against Jewish Law (Matt. 26:65-66, Lev. 24:13-14, John 19:7). Pilate, head of the Roman occupation, also recognized Jewish jurisdiction over Jesus (John 18:31). This was because Jesus was a Jew (John 18:35).
He unequivocally identified Himself as the Messiah (Mk. 14:61-62) and as we have seen above, the Messiah must be Jewish. He said He is the King of the Jews (Matt. 27:11) and, as we have also seen above, the King of the Jews must Himself be Jewish. The Jewish crowd also called Him 'King of the Jews' (Mk. 15:12). He was mocked, spat on and beaten by the Roman soldiers as 'King of the Jews' (Mk. 15:16-20) and when they crucified Him, their charge was 'King of the Jews' (Matt. 27:37).
The place of judgment had a Hebrew place-name (John 19:13) and the place of crucifixion had a Hebrew place-name (Mk. 15:22).
Joseph of Arimethea, who took custody of Jesus's body, was Jewish (Luke 23:50-52) and he laid the body in his own new tomb (Matt. 27:59-60). Therefore, Jesus was buried in a Jewish cemetery. He was also buried according to Jewish custom of the time (John 19:40). Without doubt, Jesus died a Jew.

Answer 6

arrh archaeologists claim that Nazareth was not in existence at the time of Jesus.

it is talk like a pirate day, jesus did this everyday.

i live in the west country (England) where everyone talks like a pirate everyday like.

Answer 7

Yarr, what wrecked rum ye be drinkin now, jimmy jimbob jim my boy? Taint a drop o pirate blood in those narrow jewish veins o his. I'd like to see im cross swords with me, and we'll see how much pirate he's got in im. Savvy?

Answer 8

Indeed, Jesus was/is the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Answer 9

Yeah! And he had a wooden leg! And a Parrot on his shoulder! And his emblem wasn't a fish, it was a Skull and Crossbones!

Arrr, me hearties! I'm gona feed you to the sharks! Pieces of Eight, pieces of eight!

Answer 10

Arrrr

"Blessed are the ones with parrot poop on their shoulders for they get to plunder and pillage"

Between the lines in the Sermon on the Mount.