52 good reasons why beer is better than woman?

Question

1. You can enjoy a Beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine Beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play football.
5. When your Beer goes flat, you tose it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another Beer.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you've had a Beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. Only in Sth Aust.
13. A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
14. If you pour a Beer right, you'll always get good head.
15. A Beer always goes down easy.
16. You can have more than one Beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
17. You can share a Beer with your friends.
18. You always know when you're the first one to pop a Beer.
19. Beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a Beer in public.
22. A Beer doesn't care when you come.
23. A frigid Beer is a good Beer.
24. If you change Beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
25. You don't have to wash a Beer before it tastes good.
26. You can't catch social diseases from a Beer.
27. When you're interrupted by a Beer, it's for a good reason.
28. A Beer is always satisfying.
29. A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
30. A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
31. A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
32. No matter what the package, a Beer still looks good.
33. To cool off a Beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
34. All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
36. The only thing a Beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.
37. You are never embarrased about the beer you bring to a party.
38. It's okay to leave a party with a different Beer than you arrived with.
39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
40. You can shoot a Beer.
41. A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
42. You don't need a license to live with a Beer.
43. A tree is good enough for a Beer.
44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
46. Beer and Ice don't mix.
47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation.
48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
50. You never have to promise to respect a Beer in the morning.
51. Beer never complains about the wet spot.
52. You can put all your old Beers in one room, and they won't fight.

Answer 1

NOW...Why a Beer Is Better Than A Man!

A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.
A beer won't leave you for a younger woman.
Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer doesn't care how fat or you are.
A beer doesn't belch.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose & bras hanging in the bathroom.
A good beer is easy to find.
Tall, dark, good-looking beers are common.
A beer doesn't have a mother.
A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
A beer won't care if you gain five pounds.
A beer will be there for anytime of the month.
A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.
A beer can't talk about the women who had it before you.
Hangovers go away.
A beer tastes good.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.

Answer 2

It rocks to be a woman!

Benefits of Being a Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

5. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

6. Taxis stop for us.

7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

8. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

10. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

11. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

12. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

13. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

14. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

15. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

17. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

18. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

19. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

20. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

21. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

22. We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.



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Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Answer 3

-A beer won't ***** all day.
-Won't ruin my life with child support because she wouldn't take the morning after pill or other method before it grows into a fetus(or even abort because she thinks it's inhuman
-won't silent fart or burp and blame the smell on a pet(both genders do it so stop denying it)
-won't hit me and expect me not to hit back
-won't be an even bigger ***** at a certain time a month and bleed all over my house
-and a beer is also worth wasting more time writing this for.

Answer 4

I've read this before and I like it!! I'm a women and I love beer so I just turn it around, 52 good reasons why beer is better than men! I especially agree with number 28!!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

Answer 5

LOL. All righty, then, .....but what about the lovin', and a hug or pat on the back? LOL.

Something is missing in all this wealth of beer!! LOL.

Answer 6

And when you're old, if you drink enough beer, you wont even mind that you're all alone in life.

Answer 7

Lame!!
Give me a woman any day of the week!!!!................
preferably with a case of beer...heh

Answer 8

52 Reasons why a woman is better than sex.
1. sex
2. sex
3. sex
4. sex
5. sex and so on.

Answer 9

lol good one

Answer 10

So.....................how does this help humanity?