I couldn't even get Ichi the killer-kitty-kat into the washing machine, I wouldn't fancy my chances of trying to squeeze a rhino in next to a lion
2006-09-19 02:33:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Erin - I am impressed!
The rest of you - I am not!
2006-09-19 03:59:25 · update #1
the ark has to be hands down the most absurd story to be taken literally and will without doubt create the most headache for the intelligent design folks..... they do not even stop from borrowing from evolution to 'rationalize' the ark - there was a link earlier that leads you to the 'scientific explanation' of why the ark was 'real'... (http://www.ucgstp.org/lit/gn/gn047/noahsark.htm ) and it states: For example, all of the hundreds of varieties of domestic pigeons that have been produced originated from one species, apparently the wild rock pigeon (Columbia livia).
Excuse me? What? All pigeons for example originated from the Columbia Livia? Really? They 'evolved'? Nooooooooo..... you can't be serious... can you?
LMAO..... this is too good to be true.....
2006-09-19 02:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by elwoodo0oo 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
They lost a sheepskin along the way, y'know - the part about how Jehovah shrank all the animals to teeny tiny little critters. This lost scripture is known as the Dr. Cyclops papers.
P.S. The missing page also admits it was Moses, and not Noah, who put the animals on the ark.
2006-09-19 09:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moses didn't get any animals onto the ark you twit...that would have been Noah. Why ask this question when youknow it reflects a miracle in and of itself that he could even build the ark. Do you think God would have left it to chance that the animals would be safe around each other. Perhaps God sent the two sweetest natured of each animal to Noah only. How do we know? Maybe God told the critters if they did not behave and play nice they would not get to ride in the ark.
2006-09-19 09:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 and 7 at a time
2006-09-19 11:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moses didn't get any animals in the Ark he wasn't even on the ArkBut Noah did but he did not dddget them in by himself he had the help of his family as well as the help from God!
2006-09-19 09:42:02 · answer #5 · answered by I speak Truth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The ark was so huge and so big and so gigantic to get all the 2 of one kind of animal inside the ark. Noah was the one, Moses is the one who recieved God's laws or the Ten Commandments.
2006-09-19 11:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by javiertrevino2221@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It wasnt' moses who built the ark or loaded up the animals in it. It was Noah, and He did not load them up into the ark. God instructed all the animals to load themselves two by two and they obeyed God. Noah just stood by and looked on, as they boarded the ark.
Genesis 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.
2006-09-19 09:40:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he shoved them up your ***!?
Noah was able to build an Ark and get the animal roster out before the big flood. Too bad you weren't left behind.
2006-09-19 09:38:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better question would be - "How did Noah manage to feed 4,000 species of birds, insects and animals over a period of 40 days and 40 nights and how did Noah dispose of all the faeces and urine?"
The stench of bodily waste would have suffocated them all to death by day 7.
2006-09-19 09:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Noah, and maybe some animals were closer to the Ark then others.
2006-09-19 10:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋