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The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

Is this funny or what? :))))

2006-09-19 02:24:55 · 10 answers · asked by equilibrist 2 in Education & Reference Other - Education

10 answers

hell ya lol lol that just made my day that's funny as hell lol im in Chicago but i lived in south central for 6 months i know how much they hate the cops there im still laughing

2006-09-19 02:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude ! Do you have to ask ? Yes sir it's funny

2006-09-19 09:36:22 · answer #2 · answered by Here I am 2 · 0 0

However funny it may be it's not a question and it' not educational

2006-09-19 09:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My Chinese dentist always gives me an appointment at "tooth hurtee"

2006-09-19 09:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by 3810trebor@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 0

funny

2006-09-19 09:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You get a 10 from me LoL !!!

2006-09-19 09:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0 1

yeah that was funny

2006-09-19 09:29:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny and typical

2006-09-19 09:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by l_iwoman 3 · 0 1

Haha =P

2006-09-19 09:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by inner_bakura101 3 · 0 0

That is funny! lol :-))

2006-09-19 09:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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