You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing
2.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
2006-09-19 02:04:07 · 16 answers · asked by StandTall 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.
6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!
2006-09-19 02:04:56 · update #1
LOL ! . Nice one :)
2006-09-19 02:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ITS OK i guess but not very funny heres a funny joke two blonde's are at a bar celebrating they have a few drinks then have a few more when the bar tender goes back to the table with their drinks he asks the two what they are celebrating they laugh and say we put a puzzle together in three days. the bar tender says that is nothing great and the blonde's say well the box said it was for six to twelve years
2006-09-19 09:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by wendy m 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to be as honest as possible. I have an AAS in Business Management, specializing in Marketing. But I'm sorry dude, I'm still not feeling it. It's more of an analogy than a joke. Keep trying!
2006-09-19 09:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Joe & Amy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an old 1, but funny
2006-09-19 09:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
7.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and beg her to marry you. she says no and turn around.
That's Salesmen.
2006-09-19 09:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by happy_84 k 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it is funny...I laughed out loud during #3 and the last one.
2006-09-19 09:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's avery nice joke, but next time add more loving words.
2006-09-19 09:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dude that may only be funny to your friends in marketing.
But not anyone else.
2006-09-19 09:07:30 · answer #8 · answered by tokyocowboy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny, but we all know that it would never work, and if it did, i bet that's not the person you would want to be with!!
2006-09-19 09:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by *~HoNeYBeE~* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they only work if the girl thinks your cute..then again it doesnt matter what you say..here is a better joke..
did ya hear about the space aliens that eat nyggers and pyss gasoline ?....thats it..I laughed first time I heard it..
2006-09-19 09:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by Kingofreportedabuse 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not only slightly humorus, it has the potential of educating.
2006-09-19 09:12:03 · answer #11 · answered by lynnieR 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋