I'll start if off...
Yo Mama so skinny, she fell off the side of the bed that was against the wall!
You Mama so ugly, her mom had to tie steaks around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo Mama so fat that when she bungee jumps, she goes straight to hell!
And if you want, rate me.
2006-09-19 02:02:42 · 14 answers · asked by sweetpea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you guys got great jokes. And forget you to all you haters.
2006-09-19 02:12:50 · update #1
Yo mama so fat, she cut her finger with a knife and bled gravy.
2006-09-19 02:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by no one 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo mama so dumb she thinks MCI is a rapper.
2006-09-19 11:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥~Piglet~♥~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama ?????????????
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo Mama so dum(b), she thinks a midnight raid on in the kitchen is a bug-killing!
is that enough ???
i guess not :
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
Yo mama's underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
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Yo mama's underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
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Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
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Yo mama is so hairy that she has to part the hair on her butt in order to go to the bathroom.
girl kicker
2006-09-19 09:50:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
2006-09-19 09:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
-yo mama so fat that even her shadow weighs
-yo mama so fat that when she sits in the middle of the road and cars swirve around her, they run out of petrol
-yo mama so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck.
-Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies, she sits enxt to everyone
2006-09-19 09:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo Mama's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
2006-09-19 09:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by faz_94 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the wells jump up and said we are family you are fater then me
2006-09-19 09:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by michelle 2 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so poor that her front and back door are on the ssame hinge.
2006-09-19 09:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Curious 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat, they have to jack her up to change her shoes.
2006-09-19 09:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by gifted 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama got a peg-leg and her name is Eileen (you have to say this one out loud to get it....).
2006-09-19 09:05:59 · answer #10 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋