A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!"Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
2006-09-19 01:58:10 · 12 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this joke's better than the one you posted earlier..... i've got 2 stitches......
2006-09-19 02:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. A goodie.
2006-09-19 17:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx for the good joke.
2006-09-19 02:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kinda old sorry sweetie â¥
2006-09-19 02:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, pretty funny! hahaha
2006-09-19 02:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.... hahahah very very funny
2006-09-19 04:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo that's tight....question though, why the hell do these guys hate thier wives so much????
LOLOLOL
S-T-I-T-C-H-E-S
2006-09-19 02:55:15 · answer #7 · answered by Curious 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-09-19 02:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by iamknives64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
2006-09-19 02:02:34 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-19 02:06:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋