Whats the least painful way to end up in the ER without looking like a moron and just short of crashing into a telephone poll?
2006-09-19 01:16:39 · 11 answers · asked by amofber 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
and not too life threatening....like pill swallowing (V-E-R-Y B-A-D!)
2006-09-19 01:17:29 · update #1
walk trough your garage in the dark
2006-09-19 01:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by kim 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure y ou don't have Munchhausen Syndrome.Sounds like you are beginning to.Munchhausen is a psychiatric disorder,where a person wants attention from health care professionals and make themselves sick by injuring themselves or poisoning themselves or just make up symptoms.The ER also is not a place for drug seekers.ER personnel are trained to spot people that are trying to get pain meds without actually needing them.So go on about your "rat Killian" and let the people in the ER treat people who are really sick or injured.You may be delaying someones medical attention.
2006-09-19 08:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pop a Alaka Seltzer in your mouth right before u enter the ER drink some water and start foaming at the mouth guarantee you will get admitted
2006-09-19 08:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by prizelady88 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Complain of chest pain or loss of consiousness for more than 20 minutes. You don't even have to be really sick to get so much medical attention. This however will start you on the road to lots of pysch evals. Which is what you need for asking this question.
You need to see a mental health doctor.
2006-09-19 08:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by lydia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you need medical attention look for an urgent care center that handles the smaller emergencies. the ER is more triash then any thing, and used more for hear and lung problems and accidents and very severe burns and cuts where they have to stop the bleeding. if you just want to visit someone who works there wait till their lunch hour and meet them at the cafeteria.
2006-09-19 08:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mary S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You sound like you're looking for attention by going to the ER... I hope not... try running into a door and giving yourself a lump on your head
2006-09-19 08:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by MadMaxx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to end up in the ER that cost a lot of money.
don't you hurt yourself please there is a better way to me that handsome Doctor.
Just going up to him and show him that you are interested in him.
2006-09-19 08:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you need to care yourself, lets do this,
sit in a corner of you room and think that your heart is beating and sounds ALLAH ( the God)
do thins exercise for 2 weeks every morning and evening for 15 minutes
you will find your all the problems mental healh and social will vanish away
2006-09-19 08:46:21 · answer #8 · answered by afzalbrohi 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
if u see sombody else thats hurt escort them to the ER painfree
2006-09-19 08:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by Harleyquinn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i went for a migraine once
2006-09-19 08:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by jacemo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋