A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his pecker and dragged him to the garage. After putting his private parts into a vice and removing the key so it couldn't be loosened he walked over to the bench and took a saw off the hanger.
The naked offender said, "My god you are not going to cut it off?"
The husband replied, "Oh no sir, this is for you. I am going to set fire to the garage and leave. What you do next is your decision."
2006-09-19 00:46:27 · 19 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.....hahahahaha, then the offending guy wakes up from the dream (its a dream right, isn't it?.........got to be ...............OMG! .......ouch)
lol
2006-09-19 01:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd wake up from the nightmare!
I heard this about 6 years ago. Still a good one.
2006-09-19 09:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I would have to cut it off, run to the hospital and have it sewn back on, like Bobbit. Then, I'd go back and kill the SOB.
2006-09-19 08:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it takes a real man to cut his privates off, but then he would not be one now would he?
2006-09-19 08:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by KingRichard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! He messed around with the wrong man's woman!! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-20 00:44:09 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops! Bad Timing.
2006-09-19 07:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by thomas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sumthin straight off the movie "Saw". lmao
2006-09-19 08:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by Nat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, really nice. 10 points for me if no one else requests
2006-09-19 08:39:38 · answer #8 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA not very practical but since when do jokes need to be.
2006-09-19 07:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor offender! who WAS he anyway?
2006-09-19 08:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋