Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa.
(My banker tells me - It is the only thing!!)
One should love animals
they are so tasty.
Love thy neighbor
But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is one woman
and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
There should be a better way to start a
day than waking up every morning
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company,
three's the result!
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep
2006-09-19 00:19:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok dude you need to stop with the long
dumb answers and questions... :-)
2006-09-19 05:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some of these are real cute.
Some are real funny.
Others are too true to be funny. I got six kids by having accidents in the backseat. And now they are in the back seat causing accidents.
2006-09-19 00:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by Big mama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another one!!! Good job man. I can always count on you for a laugh.
Playing stinky finger is fun
In the end the dog is the only one who really enjoys it
2006-09-19 00:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. And quite true in some places!
2006-09-19 00:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, Very Nice.
2006-09-19 01:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a help to forget my pile of homework lying nxt 2 me!
2006-09-19 06:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by The Voices Are Getting Louder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are very good facts of life
2006-09-19 01:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, my future depends on my dreams..and so I am going to sleep............thanks for the facts of life.......and they are true too...
2006-09-19 02:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will try the last one LOL, and one of my favourite statement is :-
"My inferiority complex is not as good as yours"
2006-09-19 00:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's true! Painful to admit, but it opened my eyes!
2006-09-19 00:45:26 · answer #10 · answered by tulip 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋