The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots,
but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
2006-09-18 23:33:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL @ Made_In _america
2006-09-18 23:40:05 · update #1
Awww Hugs, Im sorry Pd...So what Is It You do??lol
2006-09-18 23:53:24 · update #2
LOL
I am sad :-( my profession is not listed
2006-09-18 23:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-19 06:47:51 · answer #2 · answered by dolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lawyer who says I'll screw you in any position.
2006-09-19 06:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by Made in America 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Totally cool one.
Niiiiiiiice!!!
2006-09-19 08:33:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting....what do have for an accountant??? but i like the doctor one the most...
2006-09-19 06:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by ET 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so much fun. wish there were more people like you on here.
2006-09-19 20:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by luckycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess these men have a head start over all of us.
2006-09-19 06:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, what about the plumber, who 'cleans' the 'pipes'?
2006-09-19 08:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! tks!
2006-09-19 06:39:39 · answer #9 · answered by escondido_cinnamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carpenter: Where shall I screw.....
2006-09-19 06:55:28 · answer #10 · answered by Andy.M.R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋