This fireman goes in a bar & starts a chat with a woman. He tells her about the bell system they have at the fire station and proceeds to explain;
Bell one we slide down the poll.
Bell two we get dressed for the fire.
Bell three we get on the truck and go.
They hit it off, so the firemans asks the woman to come back to his apartment & play the following game...
"when I say bell one, you strip"
"and when I say bell two, we go to the bedroom"
"and when I say bell three, we're gonna get it on all night."
The woman agrees to try. So they go back to the guys' apartment & he yells
"Bell one!" the woman strips then he yells
"Bell two!" and they go back to the bedroom, he then yells
"Bell three!" and they start having sex.
Well a few minutes pass and the woman yells
"Bell four!".
The fireman asks "What’s bell four???"
The woman says,
“Not enough hose to reach the fire.”
2006-09-18
23:16:08
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