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This fireman goes in a bar & starts a chat with a woman. He tells her about the bell system they have at the fire station and proceeds to explain;
Bell one we slide down the poll.
Bell two we get dressed for the fire.
Bell three we get on the truck and go.
They hit it off, so the firemans asks the woman to come back to his apartment & play the following game...
"when I say bell one, you strip"
"and when I say bell two, we go to the bedroom"
"and when I say bell three, we're gonna get it on all night."
The woman agrees to try. So they go back to the guys' apartment & he yells
"Bell one!" the woman strips then he yells
"Bell two!" and they go back to the bedroom, he then yells
"Bell three!" and they start having sex.
Well a few minutes pass and the woman yells
"Bell four!".
The fireman asks "What’s bell four???"

The woman says,
“Not enough hose to reach the fire.”

2006-09-18 23:16:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

LOL. LOL.

2006-09-19 18:10:52 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

that is funny..i'm a man..i felt pitty though..i think mine should be able to reach the fire..lol

2006-09-18 23:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by atokboy 2 · 0 0

Lol

2006-09-18 23:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah that happens sometimes, and this is why you don't pick up easy women at a bar

2006-09-18 23:23:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL

2006-09-18 23:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

hHaHhHhHHAAHHAAHAAAaAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor guy!!!

2006-09-18 23:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by paddler22 3 · 0 0

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