The thieving sod has just drank my bottle of rum arghhhh.
2006-09-18 22:26:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
Rum, what rum? Whosh a preeeeeesssy boy then? (hic)
2006-09-18 23:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is nothing sacred!!!
this parrot has lapsed into debauchery !(good word huh!)
(It is no good trying to teach him to say, that when he is so inebriated , he may get his tongue in a knot , or worse still swallow it !!
this is a serious situation!
If he is unconscious lay him carefully, on his left side,
And maintain his little airway.
You can at this point ,call the emergency services
Though they may not be as sympathetic, as they should be .!
especially on a Saturday afternoon ,when they are engaged in watching the BIG match!
When your parrot starts to wake up, he will be very grouchy .
Parrots can bite very hard ,so count your fingers and stay clear of his head end !
Does your parrot swear yet ? he will ! and loudly, as he slowly sobers up , Poor baby!
Do not under any circumstances, be tempted to give in to him and break out, another bottle of Rum,
His liver will only stand so much, you know.
Keep all your precious spirits under lock and key in future
,
My last bit of advice is ;
do not invite the Vicar/ Priest / Rabbi ? Imam ,in for a chat , for the next few days
unless , you want yourself and your parrot to be excommunicated .
I hope this has helped !
>^,,^<
Rum YUMMY!
2006-09-19 16:01:56 · answer #2 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what u get when you leave a bottle of rum lying around. Give it some coffee. I've heard dat is meant to help. Is this meant to be a joke?
2006-09-19 05:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i realise at 15hrs gone since you posted its pretty pointless me replying but if you need to do it again get a clean eyedropper and feed it water and orange/mango/any other citrus fruits the water will help dilute the alcohol and the vit C will speed up the sobering process alternativly you could kep his thieving mits off your precious rum by locking it away!
2006-09-19 20:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Kalina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems to me u have a clever pet there,he drank a bottle of rum with no hands,get rich quick sign!!
2006-09-19 05:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never answered my question yesterday as to whether you would have made a good pirate or not. If you do I will answer your question on how to sober up your Parrott. Love barneys new outfit could be taken for a pirates dog...like his new kennel as well. One lucky dog...but would he make an old sea dog?
2006-09-19 05:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yarr, ye be wantin' to be sortin' that parrot. Gentlemen o' fortune be needing sober mateys. You be wantin' to use that there cat o'nine tails, parrots not be likin' that.
And we be needing to be plunderin' some more of that there rum...
Avast! thar be some landlubbers, we be procurin' some hearty grog from them. Yarr!
2006-09-19 05:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATES DAY. GLAD TO KNOW YOUR PARROT HAD A PARTY FOR YE. MOST LIKELY HE BE SOBER BY NOW AND WILL NEED AN ASPIRIN OR TWO.
2006-09-19 13:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by baptism_by_fire_2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of idiot would let a pet get into his rum unless he did it on purpose,to see what would happed,you do not deserve a pet. all you can do is wait till it wears off or it kills the poor bird.
2006-09-19 15:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Tis true that birds can't drink as much as blokes.
2006-09-19 06:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋