One time when my husband and i were in Dallas we were stating at a hotel.I guess i got a little more drunk than i thought cause i didn't really "get" where we were. I headed out of the hotel room and into the hall way where i pee'd next to a vending machine. I got it all over my pants. I went back to where i thought was my room and knocked and no answer. I though he was asleep so i went to the lobby and asked to be escorted to my room and let in. It took some persuading on my part cause i was drunk and in wet PJ's. Anyway, they finally took me to the room... and he was awake. I was like why didn't you answer the door. He said you never knocked.... hm...??? lol
2006-09-19 03:32:05
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answered by Anonymous
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My friend calls it the 'pain and shame' hangover. As not only do you feel physically crap but are mentally damaged through the embarrassment! Um....well lots, I've phoned someone I shared a house with at Uni and....well lets just say facing them the next day was HARSH! But I have been cautioned by a policeman for being topless on a roundabout one fateful night. Luckily the Policeman was amused enough not to arrest me! I also got escorted back to my room at Uni by security guys as I was belting out "Schools out for Summer" at the top of my lungs at 3am just outside the main residence buildings when some people still had exams to do!
My friend has walked into the flat below her's by mistake when drunk and fell asleep in her neighbour's bed -all very Robert Downey Junior!
2006-09-18 22:41:17
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answered by sweetpsychosis 2
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I called up my boyfriend at the time and threatened to murder him and his whole family if he didn't get his *** back here in 5 mins when he was out with his friends; when he came back I threw the beer bottle across his feet and broke it on him. By the way Im an angry drunk in case you didn't notice but luckily for everybody I've only gottten really drunk like 3 times in my life. I try to stay away from alcohol and I definetly don't get trashed anymore as you can see why.
2006-09-18 22:34:36
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answered by Vee 3
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I was'nt drunk, BUT.....
I was on a first date when I was about 17 and he was taking me to the cinema. Anyway all through the movie, I really needed to fart. I didn't, but the fact I was keeping it in bloated my tummy out and it was making all sorts of weird noises internally. I was so embarrassed that I was squirming in my seat and couldnt wait for the film to end.
At last the film ended and we got the bus back to his house, but it didn't get any better there. I made my excuses to leave and he walked me to the bus stop to get the bus to my house. We had only been waiting a few minutes (me, my date and another person) and I dropped by bus pass and as I bent down to pick it up.......
All I can say is that the pressure on my stomach must have been too much and the noise that came out must have woke up everyone in a 3 mile radius...... I stayed in the bent position for what seemed like an eternity thinking to myself 'well, how do I get out of that?'. I slowly stood up and my date said "ooh steady" and collapsed into fits of laughter the other person pretended they hadn't heard it. I think I tried to laugh it off and a few minutes later boarded the bus home.
It didn't put him off though and he later became my boyfriend! I think it was worth it though, because it always makes me laugh when I think about it....
PARP!
2006-09-19 01:04:39
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answered by Anonymous
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The MOST embarrassing thing was I was drunk and left the bar having to pee very very badly, I squatted behind my car and peed. The next day I got a phone call from my mother, her boss saw me and reported it, how humiliating getting a call from mom at 23 being yelled at like a 10 year old...
2006-09-18 22:38:47
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answered by Ladeebug71 5
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Oh boy, this one is a hard one, cause I've done some pretty embarassing things, but I think the one that takes the cake is the one that no one else I know can lay claim to:
I fell down and tore my ear. Yes, you read that correctly. And no, I didn't know it could be done until after the fact, either.
2006-09-19 09:16:31
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answered by JenV 6
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I phoned up a girl I had liked for ages and had been working on for ages when after a heavey night out I phoned her up and sang Will Young's I think better leave Right Now, suffice to say that I have not spoken to, or heard from her since, ashame really, Im never taking my phone out with me again!
2006-09-18 22:38:22
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answered by Tim H 2
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Becks and Southern Comfort evenings tend to leave me with total memory loss.
Example;
Getting undressed behind a neighbours wheelie bin. Falling over hedge into mum and dad's front lawn and having a little sleep for about 2 hours. Waking up wearing just underpants and socks thanks to a shower of hailstones and having no recollection of where my clothes and keys are.
Mum had to let me in at 4am and thought i had been raped! Fortunately their kindly elderly neighbour brought my clothes back the following day as i had also tried to break into her back garden.
Oh, this was in the middle of November!
How they laughed.......NOT
2006-09-18 22:47:36
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answered by Anonymous
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getting sick (puking). seems i cant even get drunk anymore without throwing up. my most embarrassing experience though would have to be the halloween party in college. i think i had alcohol poisoning cuz i was sick for the next 2 weeks. i had drunk 9 bottles of beer, 3 straight shots of cheap vodka, a glass or 2 of cheap red wine, AND about 6 shots of black sambucca (sp?) all in about 3 hours. needless to say i was completely trashed! i ended up getting really sick and puking all over my friends stereo system, puking in his front yard, back yard, bathtub, toilet, on the floor...everywhere! i dont really remember much of it at all, this is what i was told the next day. i guess i cleared out the party...lol
aweful, aweful!! to this day i still cant drink beer and i HATE the smell of sambucca! love the vodka though ;o) AND my friends wont let me forget it either...
2006-09-19 06:42:48
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answered by §eeker 5
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I'm not much of a drinker, high days and holidays, one two occasions when I have been drunk I have been a bad girl, first time I told my husbands family what I thought of them all, so worth it though, second time I chased my husband round the bedroom, jumped on the bed and broke it, new bed needed, now you see why I don't drink.
2006-09-19 01:46:16
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answered by Anonymous
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