musharraf,manmohan,aishwarya and sonia gandhi ate sitting in the train.The treain goes into a dark tunnel and there is a kissing and slapping sound.When the train comes out manmohan and the ladies are sitting perplexed and musharraf is bent with his hand on the face which is red.they're all diplomatic and say nothing.
Sonia is thinking-All americans are after aishwarya and musharraf must have kissed her.Good she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking-Musharraf must have tried kissing me but he kissed sonia instead and got a slap.
Musharraf is thinking-Damn it!manmohan must have kissed aishwarya and she thought it was me and i got a slap.
Manmohan is thinking-I can't wait till we get into another tunnel.i'll make a kissing sound and slap musharraf again.
I hope you liked it.
2006-09-18 22:09:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry about the spelling mistakes. it is -are,train
2006-09-18 22:11:52 · update #1
LOL here is one for you:-
General Musharraf has got a new lavish house built for himself. He has invited all his well-wishers to come and have a look.
He proudly shows them twenty bedrooms, two spacious living rooms, three kitchens, two big gardens, many tennis courts, etc.
Finally, everyone is amazed to see three swimming pools,
one with hot water, one with cold water, and one with no water at all.One guest asks'What are the hot and cold pools for, sir?"
'Sometimes I feel like having a hot water bath and sometimes a cold water bath", comes the reply.
"And what about the pool with no water, why do you need that?" asks another guest.
"Well, sometimes I don't feel like having a bath", comes the prompt reply.
2006-09-18 22:31:46 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8 joke. i've heard it b4 but its better with these celebrities/politicians. i'll tell it to my frendz
2006-09-18 22:15:41 · answer #2 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very nice joke
2006-09-18 22:19:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋