1) thou shall not sneak out when parents
are sleeping.
(why wait?)
2)thou shall not do drugz
(alcohol last longer)
3)thou shall not steel from k-mart.
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)
5)thou shall not steel from thy parents.
(every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not get in fights.
(just start them)
7)thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8)thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)
9)thou shall not think about having sex.
(as nike sayz just do it)
10)thou shall not help old ladies cross
the street.
(just leave them in the middle)
2006-09-18 21:46:45 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL - i wish i should have been informed about these rules few years back :-(
2006-09-18 22:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a quick way to work your way through the Probation System and become a juvenile delinquent.
2006-09-19 04:50:26 · answer #2 · answered by salsera 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wonderful, I would have loved those rules stuck to our assembly hall wall when I was there!!!
2006-09-19 05:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great. And just who is gonna obey these commandments ?
2006-09-19 04:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-09-19 10:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by sugar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooh youre cruel but if this happened every one would be happy.
2006-09-19 04:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by chad g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think there is anyway to improve upon those, except to say that you spell it 'steal' but those are awesome!!!
2006-09-19 04:50:08 · answer #7 · answered by sweets 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. teens are something else!! LOL.
2006-09-20 01:21:45 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok thats good
2006-09-19 04:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Jurysca S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋