Revelation 2:5 Remember from what things you have fallen and repent and do the former deeds. If you do not, I am coming to you and I WILL REMOVE your lampstand unless you repent.
2006-09-18 20:37:52 · 9 answers · asked by tina 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
r u prophesying the end time? cause if u r, ur wrong.
I've heard many churches prophesying stuff that never happens.
2006-09-18 20:42:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you saying that Jesus is a thief? a common burglar?
take my lampstand? a 12 gauge with 00 buckshot says that won't happen...stub my toe in the dark without my lampstand,
I don't think so!!!!!
OR
are you saying something about illegal aliens?...Haysooz will rob me if we don't change the immigration laws in 26 days?
OR
are you selling replacement lampstands??? and just wanted to get your face time before the coming run on lampstands??
by the way....is that 40 business days or 40 calendar days??
do holidays count against the 40?
what about lampstands that straddle the international date line?? do they get 39 days or 41??
do I have to join a congregation to get a lampstand???
I haven't even pented yet
2006-09-18 20:56:29 · answer #2 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT MY LAMPSTAND! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I also read that all Americans would die on Sep 11 of this year and it didn't happen. Mahlahaljad Jichmad Juhhaaad said we would all die and we didn't. Just remember that the bible is full of stories and myths and you can't take it literally or you will be disappointed. It's just a cruch for those who are weak enough to need it. I am self confident in my relationships and my family. The bible is just for a laugh. I mean, I like a burning bush as much as the next guy, but I won't go to church for it.
2006-09-18 20:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by NightTrainWooWoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness, I've been trying to get rid of that old lampstand for ages.
2006-09-18 20:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like something from the Jehovah's Witnesses. i presumed that they had stopped predicting the tip situations??? They scared adequate human beings from 1877 to 1994 with better than thirty situations falsely predicting the tip of the international! individually, i does no longer even provide it a 2d concept. The Age of the Prophets closed with the dying of the final Apostle. H
2016-10-17 06:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that would put his arrival around October 10th. Just in time for peak foliage season in New England. I'd say that's why he chose that date. Jesus is known to be an avid "leaf peeper".
2006-09-18 20:44:46 · answer #6 · answered by southeastside 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't need lampstand. the lightbuld is connected to my ceiling.
2006-09-18 20:40:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who gave you that prophecy? I give you a better one: Noting will happen! (If you kiss me in time!)
2006-09-18 20:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey-- Where'd my lampstand go? Wtf.
2006-09-18 20:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by bebeeangeldust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋