All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
2006-09-18 19:28:52 · 10 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you believe in mind reading then....
lol
2006-09-18 19:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm Nice
2006-09-19 03:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, especially the "eagles may soar" one
2006-09-19 23:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Part of all these is irony and true...you decide if being smart or not...
2006-09-19 02:34:41 · answer #4 · answered by Gabrio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was nice!! where'd you find that???
see you later!
ps: email me the site, ok?
2006-09-19 05:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by kim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really good..
2006-09-19 02:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
premeditated murder has me thinkin to death
2006-09-19 05:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by Inquiring minds wanna know...... 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-19 02:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.k. then
2006-09-19 03:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by chad g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
w/e
2006-09-19 02:34:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Lemons 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋