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One day a bear was taking a crap behind a tree when a rabbit hopped by. The bear asked, " Mr. Rabbit do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?" The rabbit answered " Why no I don't" So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him!

2006-09-18 19:10:06 · 12 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

and you wont get 10 HA!

2006-09-18 19:16:18 · update #1

12 answers

Did the bear eat the bunny afterwards?

2006-09-18 19:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by anobangtanong 3 · 0 0

By the way tell you some jokes:

-Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
-When did you first notice this problem?
-What problem?

One more joke:

A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

Last of all just want to tell you that whatever you do, just don't give up. Also you must love and care for the people around you. In that way they will also show you the love that you show to them. Just be yourself and happy everyday. Wish you all the best and good luck!!

2006-09-19 02:12:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hare today, gone tomorrow. I can't bear it.

2006-09-19 04:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats a nice one

2006-09-19 02:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0 0

That was very bunny!...Oh, I mean funny!

2006-09-19 03:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny funny funny

2006-09-19 02:19:34 · answer #6 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0 0

hahaha.....intelligent bear.......short and sweet........I am curious to read such more jokes.......

2006-09-19 03:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

well ewww and funny....try some more!!!

and tell me...!!

2006-09-19 02:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by nickless 4 · 0 0

dats cute..

2006-09-19 08:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by JT 4 · 0 0

awe poor BUNNY!!!

2006-09-19 02:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by double v 5 · 0 0

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