Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces .A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.
"This Guy was an english man,60,died of heart failure, while making love to his mistress.Hence the enormous smile,Inspector", says the mortuary chief.
The DI nods understandingly and is taken to the second dead man."This was an American,25,won 124 million dollars in the Power Ball, spent it all the booze. Died of alcohol poisining ,hence the contended smile.
"Nothing unusual here, "thinks the DI,and asks to be shown he last body.
"Ah,"says the chief,"this is most unusual one,an Italian,30,struck by lightning."
Why is he smiling then?inquires the Inspector.
"Thought,he was having his picture taken,"replies the chief.
2006-09-18 19:08:37 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-21 05:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 10⤋
the 1st onez sort of insulting Momz. So, sick provide 7/10. the 2d onez sort of ok. - 8/10 the different 3 have been astonishing- 10/10. The 5th one - Broccoli makes persons fart?? Oh my gosh!! I in no way had that have. I dont like Broccoli inspite of the incontrovertible fact that. It tastes undesirable. genuine undesirable
2016-10-17 06:20:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny, but racist. Why couldn't he have been just some Joe Schmoe?
2006-09-18 21:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Italians are such dumbs......One Italian woman is ruling the world's biggest democracy....How can they?
2006-09-18 20:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even though it was a cut on italians it was still funny
2006-09-18 19:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really liked that one! lol
2006-09-18 20:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and who might have been taking the picture? God maybe?
2006-09-18 19:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn. i think u're gonna get flamed. by italians of cuz.
2006-09-18 19:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by yweouch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one....
2006-09-18 23:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Andy.M.R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... must have thought it was a real big camera! :)
2006-09-18 19:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋