Avast! Ya horn swogglin' scurvy dogs!
ARRGH! 'tis now low tide in me timezone. That means that 'tis now September 19th, one o' th' holiest days o' th' voyage. 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Now, please show some respect fer me religion, as I shall spend th' rest o' this ere two tides speakin' only in buccaneer speach.
Th' idee be simple: in order t' honor our creator an' god, th' Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, we need t' obey th' lad's. An' he wants us t' talk like a swabbie today.
So, ye sons of a biscuit eater, put aside yer 'ole fancy talk, open ye a bottle 'o rum, grog, er rubbin' alcoh'l 'an drink a swill fer our lord.
RAmen.
now, I be supposed t' ask ye a question.
here 'tis:
Will ye talk like a shipmate today?
What say ye?
aye o' nay?
2006-09-18
18:05:21
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