the Flying Spaghetti Monster won't fly through my window, wrap his noodly tentacles around me and my wife and carry us off to the land of carbs and tomato sauce?
2006-09-18 17:16:12 · 19 answers · asked by Randy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should teach your children this prayer:
"If I should die before I wake
I pray for parmesan cheese
And lasagna to bake"
They'll be very comforted, and certainly wouldn't have nightmares induced by the thought of dying before they wake!
2006-09-18 17:26:05 · answer #1 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may want consider quit eating spaghetti and sauce and cut the carbs, buddy!!! Other than that, you're in for BIG ONE! :(
2006-09-19 00:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by candyxxx2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good idea for a comic-horror movie like the "Attack of the Killing Tomatoes", but sorry this is the Religion and Spiritual Category.
2006-09-19 00:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wear your eye patch!
Now all you need to do is believe in the invisible pink unicorn (PUHH) so she does not come and trample you in your sleep and we have all the bases covered.
2006-09-19 00:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat tacos before going to bed.
2006-09-19 00:28:37 · answer #5 · answered by Maria Isabel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't that is why you need to let the boogey man outta the closet to stand guard!
2006-09-19 00:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cannot be certain, and many are the unsuspecting innocents that have been assimilated by evil pasta as they slept.
Sweet dreams.
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2006-09-19 00:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try laying off the drugs, you will sleep better.
2006-09-19 00:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by Robert L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest a lengthy prayer to Cthulhu.
Night!
2006-09-19 00:34:28 · answer #9 · answered by wideawake42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm, carbs and tomato sauce. doesn't seem like such a bad fate to me. maybe i should worship your god too.
2006-09-19 00:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋