Female Hormones
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate…..
... My boyfriend, unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood-ring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy diamonds.
2006-09-18 17:15:58 · 21 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very well put, you should be a diplomat!!!
Now, who doesn't understand the rules?
Peace.
2006-09-18 17:18:55 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chiraz,
Yeah, go for the diamonds
but don't let him forget our chocolates!
Really good and funny!
2006-09-19 00:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by vim 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rolling on the floor laughing(rofl). Nice joke. I like chocolate too!!!!!! lol!
2006-09-19 00:55:37 · answer #3 · answered by blacknight418 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... I really like chocolates!!! ^_^
2006-09-19 00:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jowi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all. It wan't even a joke.
2006-09-19 01:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha, I liked them! How true!
2006-09-19 00:53:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really funny, but true.
2006-09-19 00:20:09 · answer #7 · answered by Arts 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
extremely boring
2006-09-19 00:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Too funny !
2006-09-19 00:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by vik 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lmao loved it
2006-09-19 00:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Lisa♥ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋