I've run out of ways to ridicule Christians. It's just the same ole thing over and over. Christians are irrational, stupid, and annoying. I have said it all already.
So I might as well just become one now. How do I do that?
Oh yeah, and will Jesus forgive me for bashing his followers?
2006-09-18 16:58:14 · 25 answers · asked by Developing Love 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your heart would have to be open to accepting Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior.
Once that happens, you will feel in your heart the need to "talk" (pray) to God and accept him and start following his word and his way.
Until that happens, we could all plant the seeds in your heart, we could water the seeds in your heart, but until God allows it to grow, it will remain dormant and ungrowing.
You and I cannot change your heart, only God can and I pray that someday he will in his own timing and not ours.
2006-09-18 17:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by cindy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just love it when someone asks a question like this and people either have trouble working out whether you're serious, or answer as if you just are. Priceless.
I'm not much help in that whole converting business, but I can pass on the good news that Jesus will forgive all your sins if you take him into your heart. In fact you could, if you were some kind of deranged psycho, take an AK47 to a shopping mall, strafe through hundreds of innocent shoppers, tell the police that the devil told you to do, ask Jesus for forgiveness, and Bingo! you're forgiven and you get to spend paradise in his loving arms. After you've been fried in the chair.
But don't do that. Just reassuring you that your christian bashing is pretty small beer when it comes to being forgiven.
2006-09-19 05:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you seem to think all Christians are "irrational, stupid, and annoying." I can see where you'd get that idea based on some of the rude and sometimes horrible things that some so-called Christians post in their responses. I posted an answer to your question on Christian bashers in a way that was intended to be funny...hope you took it that way. Anyway, on behalf of people who truly are trying to live a Christian lifestyle, I hope you might keep in mind that some of us actually have done our research and have as much if not more sound basis for our beliefs as anyone who can argue the non-existence of god, or the theory of evolution, or any of the other infinite number of things that people argue over. Maybe some day you'll change your mind about Christianity. Whether you do or don't, that's what free will is all about. It's nice that you've found something to occupy your time (referring to your Christian bashing). Its just too bad that it has to be based on the conduct of self-proclaimed Christians who give true Christians a bad name.
Since I realize that your question on becoming a Christian is sarcastic, I'll refrain from answering it. ;)
2006-09-19 00:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are many ways ridicule Christians don't forget Jesus was ridiculed and even beaten yet he continued to be faithful to God. As far as joining that would be hard to do since it sounds you hate them. As far as forgivness goes I guess we will all face judgement day. Only two directions we will go to. Forgivness though comes from a pure heart one that God can see, its up to you if you can and will be forgiven. Try reading the Bible and finding out what it is they believe in, you might be enlightened even embarrased for how you feel just as the Apostle Paul did, he killed Jesus followers and then when he became Christian he had to live with his guilty conscience.
2006-09-19 00:06:14 · answer #4 · answered by willk_500 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not about what sins you commit its about having them covered by Jesus' blood. So yes he would forgive your follower bashing. Keep in mind that The guy who wrote several books in the new testament killed chritians for a while. Hope you ask that question seriously some day :~)
2006-09-19 00:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check this out, A friend of mine told me I would not find Jesus in a church because they are trying to do good but don't have the faith. Go into your house and get on your knees and pray for Jesus to come and reside in your heart. Read the beginning of the bible a little at a time, everyday and pray everyday. I found him and have been on fire for God ever since. 5 years now. I don't go to church and live a very cool life. Don't believe those that tell you not to do this or that because God wants you the way you are and will help you in anything you ask in Jesus name.
Believe me please! God Bless and take care. I will pray for you also.
2006-09-19 00:04:50 · answer #6 · answered by stickinthemud 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
u have a messed up view of what a christian is , educate yourself and u might learn something,
we aren't bad ppl and just by seeing us in a store or talking to us a couple minutes in person u wouldnt' even know we are a christian, so if u wanna bash some1 then choose a person individually because we all are NOT alike
besides that some1 must have said something to u to make u rethink your beliefs and u are too afraid to admit u may be wrong, that is y you are so angry right now
2006-09-19 00:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by regina p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The father forgives all. How you become saved read Act 2:38. Be baptized in Jesus name for the remissions of your sins and he will give you the gift of the holy ghost.
2006-09-19 00:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Apostolic Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell Jesus that you are sorry for all of your sins and ask him to forgive you, and commit to doing your best to obey his commands and foster a relationship with him from now on. If you are sincere, then you are forgiven. On the other hand, if you are planning to keep on sinning, well, God is not stupid.
2006-09-19 00:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Randy G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on, someone like you, who knows everything and has all the answers - you really can't think of any other ways to bash?
Here's an idea, why not head over to the section on parenting or babys and toddler, and bash them for a while.
We'll miss ya!
2006-09-19 00:04:09 · answer #10 · answered by chris 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋