2006-09-18 16:49:33 · 12 answers · asked by Epitome 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
2006-09-18 17:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Wanna know something even scarier???? Even the most brilliant medical doctor treats their patients with a first "overall" procedure of the diagnosed condition; it's the exact results from specialized tests that allows him/her to target the best treatment options---and when to put them into place.
Some get it right.....some don't. And that's the trust you put into their hands. Good medical education, years experience and contstant training put the successful odds of a patient's treatment and recovery in favor--no different than the odds that seasoned airline pilot will safely land his / her plane.
2006-09-18 23:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really? Not as scary as when you see one of the put on his rubber gloves to "practice" in your fundament!
2006-09-19 00:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Practice makes perfect,or does it?
2006-09-18 23:53:03 · answer #4 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah and lawyers are even worse!!!!
2006-09-18 23:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL. Makes you wonder. LOL.
2006-09-20 01:50:21 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and i always wonder what they are actually doing lol
2006-09-18 23:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by LilahFairy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not as scary as how old that joke is!!!
2006-09-18 23:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
no doubt, scary as ........!
2006-09-18 23:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scarier
Therapist
The + rapist.
2006-09-18 23:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 7⤊ 1⤋