I heard that some Islamic fundamentalists are planning on rioting in my backyard. Is there anything I can do?

Question

My six-year-old drew a picture of Muhammad in his art class.

Answer 1

Get yourself a pot bellied pig and let him run around the yard. Secondly, have several jars around clearly marked as being swine blood or pig parts. Maybe even start spreading some around your yard as an organic fertilizer as soon as the first Muslims show up.

Have a pig roast on the day of the planned riot. Invite your friends over and be real sloppy with cleaning up paper plates etc. until they are gone.

If you are serious, post a sign or two that says Private Property - No Tresspassing. As soon as one comes onto your property, call the police and ask that the intruders be removed.

Answer 2

The same exact thing happened to me when my daughter drew a picture of Muhammad last year. We called people to spray but nothing worked. We eventually had to abandon our house and change our names.

Answer 3

OK, first be sure and have some American flags and pictures of the pope on hand. Then, when they light those things on fire, bring out the hot dogs, hamburgers, and marshmallows, and throw a block party!
HINT: If you make sure they're pork dogs, the the rioters will leave in nothin' flat!

Answer 4

i'm from a minority ethnic of China. China is an exceedingly multicultural variety u . s ., properly, inspite of the incontrovertible fact that, human beings share the uncomplicated fee on the single one land. Muslim co-exists with different ordinary chinese language for hundreds of 12 months, human beings are customed to stay at the same time and share issues with one yet another. and there has been regulations for minority favours as many Hans prefer to faux their ethnic identities for many activities (merchandising, uni get admission to and employment). purely with contemporary years, under the so-called western values, some formidable ethnic elites who're supported (a minimum of financed) by the west (e.g. national Endowment for Democracy) prefer to stir conflicts up in basic terms for his or her very own aims. and this way of riots are no longer a uncommon case recorded in chinese language historic past...each and every thing would be effective, and human beings will study from that, actual this incident is a sturdy lesson for China, and all the chinese language including uighers as they have been residing at the same time for hundreds years, how come to a seperation? what's the earnings? look, the ecu international locations are growing to be to be at the same time to kind ecu, North u . s . a . of america has become a NAU, mutually as they help seperatists in different international locations, I doubt their angel's hearts...properly, extra heavily, THEIR DOING IS COSTING LIVES, harmless LIVES. FOR THE SAKE of their BELIEVED GOD, PLEASE provide up STIRRING and supply up helping those IN STIRRING... !!!!!**** OFF ALL those POLITICS!!!!

Answer 5

Yes: Rent a motel until they finish. Then go to a gun store and buy yourself a good grade shotgun. You made have need of it before the pope learns to shut his big mouth and stop inciting his opposition.
It is a harsh world these days and it sometimes requires harsh methods. Also you may want to relocate to a more sane area.

Answer 6

Buy an AR15 12 - 30 round clips & 1000 round of ammo, you should be good to go.

Answer 7

Unless you live in a suburb of Detroit Michigan I wouldnt worry about it.

Answer 8

they were rioting outside my mothers house the other day, just throw them a pack of biscuits and they should calm down. if that doesnt work then throw a bucket of water over them and they should disperse.

Answer 9

in the first place why your kid have to draw mohamad ,because islam forbid such things...you have to learn and understand others people religion and cultures, if muslims are rioting in your backyard , i think you have to apoligize to them..that's all

Answer 10

Why would Islams riot in your yard?