2006-09-18 15:43:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
RRRRRaAAAAAA!!!!
2006-09-18 15:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by AAAHH!! A MONSTER!!! 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋
He is real.
You may think that God is a joke but God doesn't think that your a joke. In fact he is saddened by your thoughts and comments. All the things that you say are ok to say now, but the time will come when you have to answer for all the things that you have said ad done. When this happens and your forever regretting what you have said, will you still think that he is joke?
2006-09-18 22:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by booellis 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Joke to many, yes.
And also, yeah, he does understand what a joke he is to some people. Over and over again in the bible, it talks abot corrupt people joking at people who followed God. Consider Noah, who claimed of a Great Flood soon to happen. However, their laughter, was folly. Sure enough, the flood came. There are tons of studies of plate tectonics, moon crators, mountains, writing of almost every ancient nation, and the giant underwater mountain ranges to prove that.
Lesson to be learned, jokes about God are quite relevent in our modern day, but all of them will be proven folly once Christ returns, and ends the earth.
2006-09-18 22:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lord_French_Fry 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
God is Man's gift to the world- GAG GIFT THAT IS!!!! The person who wrote that joke of a bible must be sitting in the afterlife laughing his @ss off at how dumb christians are to believe that work of fiction!
2006-09-19 08:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God, with a capital G, is Real.
By the way........I don't hear anyone laughing.
Isaiah 45;22 "Turn to me and be saved,
all you ends of the earth;
for I am God, and there is no other.
Isaiah 45;23 By myself I have sworn,
my mouth has uttered in all integrity
a word that will not be revoked:
Before me every knee will bow;
by me every tongue will swear.
Isaiah 45;24 They will say of me, 'In the Lord alone
are righteousness and strength.' "
All who have raged against him
will come to him and be put to shame.
I have said a prayer for you.
2006-09-18 23:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Would it help you if I told you that God is real, and the joke is on you? Psalm 2:4 The One enthroned in heaven laughs;
the Lord scoffs at them.
2006-09-18 22:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by raininmyshoe 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
God is real and he is not a joke. He is the truth. God bless you! Jesus loves you!
2006-09-18 22:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by I love Jesus! 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well ungodly one ,I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.The time .is coming upon all of mankind to ready and awake for the coming of the ALMIGHTY GOD.Its coming soon to summon that God and what s cast upon those that speak like you onto the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.Come down with a sickly blemish upon your souls for you are unclean in spirit.Those having that mark I SAY ON TO ALL OF LIVING,CAST THEM OUT FROM AMONG YOU
2006-09-18 23:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God knows who those are that joke about Him.
He is longsuffering, not willing that any should perish ....
But the Scriptures also assure us that He has appointed a "Day" in which He will judge the world (i.e., the people in the world).
2006-09-18 22:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by kent chatham 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh
2006-09-18 22:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by keyra 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If god were real, he'd already know.
2006-09-18 22:47:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋