The priest was feeling a little ill and had to leave the confessional but was expecting one of his parishoners soon. He ask a nerby janitor if he could fill in for a moment. The janitor ask what he shouldd do if the person comes in to confess. The priest said thats the simple part. All the sins are listed on the wall alphebetically and their pennance is listed beside the sin. The person came in shortly after and said "bless me father for I have sinned" "i've had anal sex". The janitor couldn't find that sin listed. He peaked his head out to see if the priest was yet returning and saw an alter boy near by. Pssst! hey alter boy you happen to know what the father gives for anal sex? Sure do, a couple of bucks and a lollypop!
2006-09-18
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