2006-09-18 15:20:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He will stick his finger in your butt.
You'll know when the time comes.
2006-09-18 15:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm so happy for you that you have evolved from a primievel mudhole,that you and orangutans are first cousins,and that -since your at the highest order of evolution,you'd better enjoy life now-thats all your gonna get. As they say-you cant take it with you when you die,so party-on dude. At least I know where MY eternal destiny lies (and how many more years do you imagine you'll have before you back into dust-and with a little rain-back into the mudhole again.!)
2006-09-18 22:28:31 · answer #2 · answered by KEITH G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is real and some day when you Kneel before him you will have no choice than to confess him as LORD for the Word of God says every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord to the GLORY of the Father.
2006-09-18 22:27:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ellie G 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the lies in the bible are proof enough! It's the biggest work of fiction I've never read! Where are these end times I keep hearing about! Bring on the lake of fire, My Marshmallows are ready! And dam it no one ever turns water into wine anymore! I'm broke and wanna get drunk! (Does that make jesus a Bootlegger?)
2006-09-19 08:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When my firstborn came. And I seen all the fingers and toes. And in wonder at the complexity her.
When I look into the night sky, and see all the colors.
When I walk in nature, and I'm amazed at how it works and melds itself together.
When I think back of how bitter and angry I was without God, and how he changed my heart into a forgiving one.
Yes I believe there is a God.
And I will serve him.
2006-09-18 22:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
how can u admit something when you're not real? Wouldn't that be kinda difficult?
I for one, know God is real and I walk with him everyday--if I'm wrong-I've lost nothing-but if you're wrong-you've lost your soul
2006-09-18 22:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by heavnbound 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you know that GOD is not real?
Really..... Think about it. How do you know?
Do you have enough faith in yourself to know that?
Do you like people who answer questions with answers?
Can you answer a question with an answer if the question was not really a question in the first place?
Will I get reported for answering with an answered answer?
GOD Bless ya!
2006-09-18 22:24:26 · answer #7 · answered by Bye Bye 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
he is real, but not in human form, but spiritual form. He will show himself to all believers after the worst of the Apocolypse is over. All who believe will be whisked away to become one of God's angels.
2006-09-18 22:23:44 · answer #8 · answered by ???? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
But God is real and he loves every one and what proof do u hve to prove that he is not real?
2006-09-18 22:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Tylie G 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
of course he's not real!
he's like a unicorn or like big foot,
any monkey with brains knows that those dummy things
can only exist in dummy minds!
2006-09-19 00:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by EmO ChiLd :* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋