A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that ’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her, they kiss, and then they rip each others clothes off and make love.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it? ”
The woman says, “You can have any teddy from the bottom shelf. ”
2006-09-18 15:16:43 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAS OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE BEST JOKE I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-18 15:18:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Dream 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-28 00:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by sicinski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was only because I wanted a second chance to try to win a larger bear.
2006-09-18 15:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn from the bottom shelf....now thats crucial...and why would he ask how he was? Has he ever seen Sweetest Thing...women lie, men just to let you all know.....
2006-09-18 15:20:00 · answer #4 · answered by dlite1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi!!!
that is really good. I like that one. I was beginning to wonder what the bears were for. Very very cute
2006-09-18 15:52:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-18 16:04:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck! What a sl*t! LOL
2006-09-18 15:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mildly amusing. It could've been better if it used one or all of the following words, though: ****, ****, cock, pussy, or ***-gargling sluts.
2006-09-18 15:35:41 · answer #8 · answered by Evil Atheist Cannibal 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahha omg
2006-09-18 15:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks so much for that, I really am still laughing, love the joke.
2006-09-18 15:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋