2006-09-18 15:13:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Either look at nude pictures of me or take some Viagra. Then your member will remain in good standing.
2006-09-18 15:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, if the church is depending on the instructions of a guy, then NO. yet.. if the church homes dogma is cut loose the guy..then per chance. there is an situation of believe..subsequently and if their sexual sin is hostile to a minor, then there are really grounds to blunders on the aspect of caution and in no way take any danger that he/she ought to slip up back.. subsequently, resigning from Pastorship ought to almost really be sensible. otherwise, the Pastor ought to easily be requested to take a a lot less direct function interior the administration of the church. In both case, the church and the pastor ought to completely cooperate with authorities and settle for in spite of criminal action is needed by making use of the regulation. i imagine that's basic that even with the reality that sexual sins among Pastors is merely as time-honored, if no more advantageous, then those among clergymen... the outcry and media interest at the same time as a clergyman commits a sexual sin is a lot more advantageous scandulous and public. Reverberations are heard by the GLOBE, the position as a pastor's sin is likely to in reality make the community information, if that. In both situations...they must be forgiven, yet important measures must be taken to ascertain it in no way takes position back, fantastically at the same time as it concerns toddlers. lots of the time, the Pastor or Priest ought to resign and take a lesser function in Church administration. interior the Catholic faith, the instructions of the church are not any further in accordance to any a million human being (no longer even the pope can replace church docturine) the position as in additional than a number of SMALL non-denominational church homes..the docturine is fairly a lot in accordance to at least a million guy's interpretation and administration....it really is in basic terms a huge difference, that i discover exciting, having attended both Catholic and Non-denominational church homes
2016-11-28 00:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by sicinski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a kid the Priest caught me and said "You better stop that or you'll go Blind!" I said "Ok,I'll stop when I need glasses".
Pal, you wanna stay in good standing? Change churches.
2006-09-18 15:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you started flogging the bishop!
Say, I hear that holy water makes for good lubrication! And maybe you could stick the rosary beads up your ***!
2006-09-18 15:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Evil Atheist Cannibal 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why the hell would u jack in the church basement. Go home to do that!
2006-09-18 15:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by Long_live_God 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Turn off the light! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-18 15:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by hahahahaha 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the pastor do?
Maybe you should just apologize.
2006-09-18 15:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by jakejr6 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Were you calling out "Oh my God" when his representative appeared?
2006-09-18 15:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer to do a reach-a-round.
2006-09-18 15:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by submariner662 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well....definitely you're rep is SCREWED.
Don't you know that the home is the best place to perform that so-called "evil" deed.
Jeesh.
2006-09-18 15:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋