A wife wakes up of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what’s wrong?" she asks, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replies.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
2006-09-18 14:58:41 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey all Thanks for the GOOD feedback lol
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I get that magazine for my hubby and he likes the jokes in it.. :-)
2006-09-18 15:11:02 · update #1
U r hilarious!!! where do u get these things!!!
2006-09-18 15:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by stina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got some funny jokes
2006-09-18 22:01:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-18 22:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I get it.
prison would have neen easier for him. HA! HA!
2006-09-18 22:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Dead 2 Self 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-18 22:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Claudia A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, of all ur jokes this was the best one
2006-09-18 22:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
totally don't get it. Sorry I am a tad blonde.
2006-09-18 22:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by luckystar53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2006-09-18 22:08:26 · answer #8 · answered by headster1993 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao love it
2006-09-18 22:16:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh dear lol â¥
2006-09-18 23:15:35 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋