A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman sidles up next to him. “You’re cute,” says the woman. “Do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex?”
“You bet!” exclaims the hillbilly. “But I have to tell you, I’m a virgin. I’ve always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite.”
“Don’t worry,” the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. “Now, does it look like I have teeth down there?” she asks.
“How could you possibly have teeth down there?” he says.
“Look at the shape your gums are in!”
2006-09-18 14:53:24 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-18 15:12:18 · update #1
That's why you should wear a thong, flossing is important.
or
That's why you shouldn't wear edible underwear, because it will make your teeth fall out.
Yes, I'm sorry.
2006-09-18 14:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by freetodervish 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious!!
2006-09-18 14:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-18 14:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cute cute ♥
2006-09-18 16:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA! CUTE!
2006-09-18 15:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is funny... hahaha
2006-09-18 17:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-18 15:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋