2006-09-18 14:24:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can you write it off on your taxes? It could be to your advantage -- talk to your accountant.
2006-09-18 14:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It seems obvious ... you were dealing with a SHE-god rather than with He Who made the heavens and the earth and all that in them is.
Jesus answering said ..., If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that says to you, Give me to drink; you would have asked of him, and he would have GIVEN you living water. ---St. John 4:10
He said to me, "It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. I will GIVE FREELY to him who is thirsty from the spring of the water of life. -- Rev. 21:6
2006-09-18 21:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by kent chatham 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you at least get a good blow job out of it? Next time remind her to give you back your change, God isn't too smart you know!
2006-09-19 07:52:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, dude, God is a GUY, no a girl.... and God doesn' t charge anyone any type of money........... all He wants is love and peace on this evil, greedy world we live in.....
2006-09-18 22:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by ???? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What street corner did you find her on, friend. I may have to look her up.
2006-09-18 21:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Where is Waldo's head????? what is this all about what are you being charged for and how can I get some service???????
2006-09-18 21:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by T agent 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You are confused.....I believe you are talking about Osama Bin Laden!
2006-09-18 21:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dear WW? You didn't capitalize "god" so who are really referring to?
2006-09-18 21:26:38 · answer #8 · answered by Di 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Your getting it cheap,must be a cheap desperate ****.
2006-09-18 21:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to funny bro
2006-09-18 21:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by pancamo25 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋