I find I get the best results if I douse them with ketchup, leave them overnight, and then repeatedly jump naked over them.
2006-09-18 14:16:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Be careful.You're just asking for bad mojo!
Fry-jumping has been known to introduce malevolent spirits into your household! I've even heard that can induce the child-molesting spirit of Michael Jackson to show up,and he ain't even dead yet!
Do yourself a favor and adorn your humble dwelling with deep-fried turd sculptures of the smurfs to ward off evil spirits!
2006-09-18 14:28:24 · answer #1 · answered by Danny 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is ok if you talk to the spirits through stale french fries, but you had better watch out, if they answer you. If you hear that they answer you, then quickly get your naked body dressed and run as fast as you can to the Nut ward.
2006-09-18 21:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burger King fries get kind of shitty spirits, you need to go high class with Chik-Fil-A.
2006-09-18 21:37:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I havent tried that, do mcdonalds fries work also, I like those better.
2006-09-18 21:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by c_jayo6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only on the 3ed friday of each month can you do it that way.
2006-09-18 21:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by cora h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-09-18 21:20:07 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't believe in superstitions like that. uuuuuhhhhhhhh.
2006-09-18 21:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by On the Journey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually, seagulls and cats love them.
2006-09-18 21:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yahahahahaha! ! !! ! ! ! !
2006-09-18 21:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋