Tell me YOUR idea of one... and just how you would make it exciting and wonderful for both of us.........a time that we would never forget!!
2006-09-18 13:41:15 · 10 answers · asked by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Additional Details to Jerry O
Forget the carpet ride, dude......I'd have beat the crap out of you when you forgot your wallet and that would have been the end of that...........before the end of THAT night.........your pukey dead remains would be rolled in the carpet in some alley, I'm sure.... (probably by the bouncer)..lol...
2006-09-18 13:58:59 · update #1
Yes, We'd roll ourselves up together in a carpet, naked,...And it would be magic!
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2006-09-18 14:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by tom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would pull my rumbling, low-rider carpet up to your parent's house. 250 watts of Indian techno would set the tone for the evening.
I'd rub my little magic lamp, and you'd get your true wish: a special gourmet meal. Just don't spill your Big Mac on the threads. Hey, I just got the thing detailed!!
2006-09-18 13:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by Webster 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First we'd eat dinner at a nice restaurant and then I'd tell you I forgot my wallet and you'd have to pay. Then we could go to a club for some dancing and I'd do 15 consecutive shots of Zambuca and start sweating and flirting with other girls. By this time you'd be halfway out the door so then I'd vomit and begin passing out on strangers. If you have any humanity you'll come back and at least put me in a taxi to take me home. Carrying me out the door I'd mouth off to the bouncer and throw a limp punch at him which would ensure that I get tossed out onto the street and kicked in the ribs. Now if you still haven't left, you're helping me up and I'm puking and spitting up blood. You put me in a taxi and send me on my way and I pull you close and try to shove my tongue down your throat. You shove me away in disgust and the taxi speeds off.
Now that I've shown you my bad side we can get on with the real dating.
2006-09-18 13:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by jerry o 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
well Christmas,....it would have to be a red carpet,..you would be wearing you hottest Victoria secret...maybe something black,...i would be wearing less. We would take this ride at midnight during a full moon,..{carpets don't have headlights}. A million stars in the sky,..but none as bright as the twinkle in your eyes as they lock with mine. the night would be filled with passion,..desire and magic..............."oh yes",..what a magical night that could be.........."ride on"..............
2006-09-19 09:34:23 · answer #4 · answered by juslookin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried...I really tried but you got off too soon...maybe another time..another place...I would still like you to ride on a magic carpet with me!
2006-09-18 13:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be the best carpet ride of your life. Lets do it and find out...
2006-09-18 13:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
(((((scratches himself))))) and says.........I would love to take you on a ride but you better have vacuumed it and shampooed it before I spill my beer and pizza on it...then , you can clean it back up for me....Now go iron my shirts and make me a pie !!!!
2006-09-18 13:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by e_guanajuato 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why dont you tell me what you like and i'll take you there.
2006-09-18 13:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by puertoricout 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not on here, if you want to hear mine email me
2006-09-18 13:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Scott G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
desperate dreamer
2006-09-18 13:42:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋