He is always trying to bite me when i push my lips against his, I don't know what to do :(
2006-09-18 13:33:57 · 18 answers · asked by David S 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
Start by preparing a nice meal for him, make sure to have it ready by the time he gets home from crapping on the neighbors lawn, during dinner look deep into his little yellow eyes and ask him how his day was (he'll probably give you same boring line about how rough his day was but at least look like you're interested in what he has to say). After dinner draw him a bath, use bath salts, light some candles and turn on some soft music (hold onto him real tight and get into the water very quickly, there is a chance that you will get scratched a little but if you really love him it's a small price to pay). After the bath, that's when you make your move, look into his eyes, pull him gently to your mouth and lay one on him.
2006-09-18 13:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by sarahsmiles1222 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your cat is unwilling simply by fact he's a residing being with actual obstacles which you're exceeding. attempting to snatch and kiss your cat whilst he would not prefer to be touched or picked up is aggressive and irrelevant. you does no longer like it if somebody grabbed you and tried putting their mouth throughout you, mutually as making smootchy sounds. (properly, you are able to, however the kitty curiously would not). to tell a cat your emotions is superb executed at a distance, and allow the cat back into your area. talk to the cat, meow to it, enable it answer you, and purely be bodily quiet around it.
2016-10-17 05:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like you should find someone of the opposite sex and give up on the cat. But if you can't get the cat in the mood, you probably won't have much luck with a real person. At least with a real person you wouldn't sound quite so weird.
2006-09-18 13:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by az_53 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You want to kiss your cat? Alrighty then. Anyways if you are into kissing cats, I respect that. He is pushing you away because animals don't like it when a person or another animal gets their face close to them. You can try to rub his chin with one hand while you push your lips against his and he might relax more.
2006-09-18 13:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Raven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all people and cats don't kiss mouth to mouth-secondly aren't you afraid of E.coli don't forget that a cats mouth and tongue does a lot of cleaning and mice catching and eating, with that thought I hope you change your mind, I think a girl friend would be better.
I'm sorry but your question and some of the answers you received have me laughing it's hilarious you made my night.
2006-09-18 18:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by whisper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some cats dont like it period, some dont like the smell of your breath and push away, its not the nicest thing to force yourself on a cat, youll just make them dislike affection from you.
2006-09-18 16:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tabbitatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to check out your local mental heatlh facility. What is your problem, you need a hobby and a psychiatrist. What do you mean you want to passionately kiss your cat. Do you have mental health issues.
2006-09-18 13:49:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to say it, but there is something wrong with you if you want to kiss you cat.
2006-09-18 13:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude...he doesn't like you in that way. Maybe you should turn your self into a female cat and see if that helps.
2006-09-18 13:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by One N Only Rox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny. you have no idea how much that made me laugh. i was in the french section, when i saw your question, and then i checked this out. so hilarious.
anyway, when you kiss him, just make sure he won't spit a hair ball into your mouth! gross.
2006-09-18 14:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by and so it begins... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋