such simple creatures
your last name stays put
the garage is all yours
weddind plans take care of themselves
chocolate is just another snack
you can be president
you can never be pregnant
you can wear a white t shirt to a water park
car mechanics tell you the truth
the world is your urinal
you dont have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt
new shoes dont pinch cripple or mangle your feet
one mood all the time
same work more pay
you open all your own jars
you know stuff about tanks
you only have to shave your face and neck
you can do your nails with a pocket knife
you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
you can play with toys all your life
you have the same hairstyle for years , maybe decades.
2006-09-18 12:50:26 · 23 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah but you know what we hold all the cards though they are the ones that get down on their knees for us. they have to ask us for the child, make us happy to get what they want they really have to work for the better things in life which incidentally is US!
2006-09-18 13:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by tast46 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've only been on the hormones for three weeks, got nipples like bloody bullets, and i think my op went wrong i woke up this morning and my bed was like a butchers block, bloody monthlys.
2006-09-19 06:45:57 · answer #2 · answered by Mr. Grumpy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And despite all of that, the thing that makes our simple lives complete is women. (The assumption here being that we are talking about straight guys).
Besides, all you need to do with the jars is run the lids under a bit of hot water, and open them with a towel.
2006-09-19 03:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by fiat_knox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing wrong with that you turn may come in the near future. For now men seem to have it all.
2006-09-18 20:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by cool runings 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are SO right! My friend said to me, its harder to be a guy! But nope... if guys had to do what we have to... we'd only be left! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The irony is..... Gay guys dont care. because they want what we have... but it doesnt matter if you are a gay woman, you still want to have the abilities that they have.... It is even more unfair now.... because they can start drafting if they wanted.. and they'd be able to take US....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-19 08:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come you know so much about me.
Women conned us by claiming we are the stronger sex so we do all the hard work. We die early an you inherit all those stuff we left behind.
2006-09-18 20:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nah, It aint so great being a man...
I Sumtimes wish I could meet a wealthy woman and put my feet up for a bit...
Working sucks A*S*S
2006-09-18 20:15:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
if we had it all we could control reality at will. No one has it all. Some men want to be women. Some kids at my school are like that...
2006-09-18 20:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by blackbeltjakob 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah plus when we finish sex we just go to sleep! LOL
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-09-18 20:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out the TV remote. We have that too.
2006-09-18 21:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋