i need to get out of school tomorrow!!! i need help on faking sick. just a headache or a stomache ache wont cut it some good routines to make it believable that im sick please?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! thankx in advance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-18 12:39:31 · 16 answers · asked by Kelli 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
1. puke yourself in the sink, then tell your parents that you just puked and feel really sick, then show them that u puked
2. say you're having trouble breathing
3. put a penny in your mouth for a few minutes- the metal should make your head warm
4. Put the blow drier on ur head to make it hot
5. continual coughing
6. fake dizziness
2006-09-18 12:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Ferris Beullers Day Off, that'll give ya some pointers. Other than that you can take and pass your GED and never have to go to high school again.
2006-09-18 12:47:14 · answer #2 · answered by NOIZE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont fake the headache, give yourself a real one. Run into the bedroom wall, door or hit your head on something. Make it verifiable so they dont suspect you of faking.
2006-09-18 12:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by paradigm_thinker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you need to cut school? Is someone threatening you or do you have a test which you did not study for?
2006-09-18 12:42:56 · answer #4 · answered by poet_by_nature 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you need to go to school and face whatever you are trying to get out of
2006-09-18 12:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm have u tried to make ur self throw up? or idk if this works but my old friend used to put a penny under his tounge and it would make the temp reading higher the only thing u would have to do is put something hot on ur face then do that but...what happens if it does work? but the temp goes up to high like 108 that is like rush to the hos. and ice down..then they kno u faked it...but try it i guess and let me kno how it goes
2006-09-18 12:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by gus gus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you LAME-O! do you know what you are? you are that person that makes my job HARDER. why? because you don't take responsibility for yourself and LIE and make excuses and don't show up to pull your own weight. i hope you're not a guy because i see that you don't have balls for whatever reason. obviously you have screwed something up and need to cover your ***. it will come back and bite you later anyway..
2006-09-18 12:48:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jenn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put an Alka Seltzer under your tongue while in class and keep it there until you hurl.
2006-09-18 12:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way! go to school or tell your mom and dad the reason why. your education is very important.
2006-09-18 12:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by JENNLUPE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you have a bad period and blood is gushing all over the
place and you can't get up.
2006-09-18 12:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by judy f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋