men have it all, dont they?

Question

such simple creatures
they can be president
they cant be pregnant
the garage is all yours
last name stays put
new shoes dont pinch cripple or mangle your feet
chocolate is just another snack
the world is your urinal
you can wear a white t shirt to a water park.
you know stuff about tanks
you know nothing about wedding plans
big bellies hide your big hips
wrinkles look good on you
3 pairs of shoes are enough
wedding dress £1,000, wedding suit hire/rental £100

i rest my case...........................................

sorry this was meant to go on the jokes page, i'm not whineing at all, its meant to be fun people....take a chill pill

Answer 1

LOL LOL good points BUT have to disagree with the shoes amounts, my husband has wayyyyyyyyy more shoes than 3 pairs about 33 would be nearer the mark in his case.

My motto is cant live with them cant bloody shoot them :]

Answer 2

1. no
2. sometimes
3. so can I if enough peeps vote for me
4. no but they can pay child support for 18+ years!
5. get a bigger garage
6. not at my house. that's your choice, it's not mandatory!
7. stop stuffing your foot into a size 8 when you're a size 10!
8. yeah, it is another snack, whats your point?
9. what, you can't squat by the side of the road "if you have to"?
10. So can you. And you can get cash incentives, too! ; -)
11. it's called a book about tanks. read it.
12. they can if you let them
13. big hips/big bellies look bad on both males and females!
14. no, wrinkles dont look good on anything except 100 $ bills!
15. Imelda, is this you? I told you to have a garage sale, girl!
16. Rent a dress. it's only one day and most marriages end in divorce anyway, why bother!

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you now know what you have to do!
and with that, I REST MY CASE!

Answer 3

men have it all, dont they?
1.such simple creatures- if it makes you feel better to think men are inferior to you, then go ahead
2.they can be president- erm only one person can be president, not every man.
3.they cant be pregnant- if you dont want to be pregnant you can have an operation, medication or use protected sex
4.the garage is all yours- i dont have a garage,nor do i need one, but you can gladly move into it if you like and i will have all the house
5.last name stays put- Women who marry dont have to loose thier last name, its personal choice.In fact i think men can choose to adopt the woman's family name
6.new shoes dont pinch cripple or mangle your feet- you oviously dont know how to choose correct fitting shoes, ask the shop assistant and if they arnt helpful go to a better shoe shop. Oh also dont buy cheep crappy shoes!.
7.chocolate is just another snack- its very rare to get real chocolate, most chocolate available in stores is poor quality. I dont eat chocolate, its crap unless im willing pay for quality.
8.the world is your urinal- yeh and your boyfreinds are like your tampax... in one week and got rid of once youve used them!.
9.you can wear a white t shirt to a water park.- but im not fat enought to win a wet t-shirt competition in one....how bout you?
10 you know stuff about tanks- yeh big guns,catapilar tracks great for running over pissy women like you.
11.you know nothing about wedding plans- i know this.. dont get married to you as your more bothered about planning a wedding that marrying someone you truely love.
12. big bellies hide your big hips... do you know anything about the male body structure??.. men have an A frame... wide shoulders, no hips or ***....
13.wrinkles look good on you- wrinkles???.....what are you a prune??.. everone has wrinkles to some degree!!.
14. 3 pairs of shoes are enough- one pair is all i can put on my feet.. how many pairs of feet do you have?
15. wedding dress £1,000, wedding suit hire/rental £100- you can hire a wedding dress,or buy one from a 2nd hand store for about 50-100, you can buy shop damaged dresses cheep too(with no real damage. Myself i would be happy to spend upto a thousand on a wedding dress that i looked good in.

Answer 4

They have that, but we get:

To kick men out of the house
Spend their money
Go shopping and make it fun
Stress of impressing us on a first date
To see them get nervous when they "meet the parents"
Reasons to complain
Men to melt for us
Reasons to love a man
To kick a guy in his testicles if they threaten us to cause major pain


And if men break our hearts, friends and family to kick the guy's butt!!!!

Always find a positive to everything.

Men don't have it all.

Answer 5

Yep. Good to be a man.

3 pairs of shoes??? Oh come now. Isn't that a bit extravagant?

Answer 6

Blah, blah, blah. Get the hell over it. You could change all those things if you just put forth a little effort in your life instead of whining to strangers who don't care over the Internet.

Answer 7

You are right. We do have it pretty good, but we can still be humbled by the dog every time he sits down and starts licking himself. And he is SO smug about it.

Answer 8

I do hope so, but you forgot Mother to take care of you then wife then daughters. Who would want to be a women !

O'yea I forgot, selective hearing,

Answer 9

Men have stroner backs but weak minds. They are good for lifting things.

Answer 10

Some very good points there.

And Lzsandi - I think you're the one who needs to lighten up. Or find a sense of humour from somewhere.