I'm a blonde and I love blonde jokes! We're trying to see what kind of answers people will come up with! Thanks...
2006-09-18 12:24:17 · 30 answers · asked by Bitsy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nothing, she couldn't "talk" and "pour" at the same time!
2006-09-18 13:51:58 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe i should have flushed it first!!
try this one
a blind man walks into a bar, unbeknown to him its a female only bar.
the guy asks for a drink, and says to the bar tender 'do you want to hear a blonde joke?'
the barmaid leans forward and tells him
'just to let you know mate - i am a blond and i am an ex-boxer from my army days, the person sitting on your left is also a blonde, and she is an armed policewoman, the person sitting on your right is also a blonde and is a world class judo champ, and the woman sitting at the table is also a blonde and works in the steeleworks. do you really want to tell your blonde joke?'
the guy thinks for a minute, finishes his drink and replies
'no thanks, i don't want to have to repeat it 5 times.'
amazingkokes.com
try this site
just type blonde into it's search engine and hey pesto - loads of blonde jokes.
you can find loads of other types of jokes there too.
good luck
2006-09-18 20:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Mini Donuts!
2006-09-18 20:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Erin A 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow! A blonde must of packaged these they are all the same!!!
2006-09-18 19:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by linda m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey...Dinner's Ready!
2006-09-18 19:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG----Now I've done it. Now I can't add milk because there is to much water in the toilet bowl....
ewwww I'm sorry. That's nasty...
2006-09-18 19:35:07 · answer #6 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's trying to talk to me! OOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
2006-09-18 19:26:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O O(short for Ut oh)
2006-09-18 19:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What a ripoff," the blonde exclaimed, "they left the milk out of the box!!!"
2006-09-18 19:29:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
~ooooh donut seeds yippee
~There's a message in my alpha-bits! It says ooooooooo!
2006-09-18 19:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by themacncheesepunk 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋