She won't bring me a beer! How do I train her?

Question

I've tried snapping my fingers, I've tried yelling, I've tried pointing at the fridge, none of them work.

Answer 1

you cant train her dude. women are to slow to get it.

Answer 2

First and foremost, all men who work hard do deserve a little pampering, so personally getting my hubby a beer doesn't bother me, but you need to show her some respect when asking.

1. Come home exhausted from work and slouch in your favorite chair.
2. Act completely exhausted.
3. Politely (and manners is key) say "Sweety, I have had a rough day, would mind please getting me a beer?"
4. Puppy dog eyes always work while saying the previous line.
5. After you have received your beer tell her "thank you" and give her a compliment like "your the best" or "you know how to treat your man man right"
6. Every once in a while when she is sick is with the flu, make her some chicken noodle soup and do the dishes. She will remember the favors in return.

Answer 3

I wouldn't get you a beer under those circumstances either. Those kind of things are done when a person is willing to give of them self because they care about the other person. If she is not willing to do these things for you I would be wondering about a few things in your relationship. People don't like to be bossed around or neither do they like to be taken for granted. It's one of those things I scratch your back if you scratch mine. Maybe she is making a point and stressing it big time to you..

Answer 4

holy couch potato batman . i know your serious here but so is she dude . if you want maid service then youll have to pervide her with same because it seems you have a real lady who knows the deal and is showing you the truth about cats and dogs in this world .my advice is do a bunch of really unmanly things for her like rub her back and bubble bath running and flowers for no reason and washing dishes after cooking and takeing her out on special date for no reason and doing the laundry without her asking . point is in order for her to obay your beer retreval cammands your going to have to show her you are in this 50 50 or your 50 might be kicked out the door soon .. every guy loves wemon who jump to our call but in the end do we really love those types lol nope so work for that beer dude or just do without .

Answer 5

r u 4 real or do u just want to have a laugh at womans reactions??if u r 4 real then id have 2 say yes id bring u a beer but id shake it up b4 i handed it to u 2 open yourself or pour it over u and with your attitude its what u would deserve -give me your better halfs email i have more tips 4 her lol

Answer 6

first tell me, How many things you went and got just because she snapped her fingers, yelled, or even pointed? DO NOT ASK ANYONE TO DO OR BEHAVE IN ANY MANNER THAT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DO YOURSELF. It's call respect.


TRY IT !!! and STOP being a selfish inmature boy.

Answer 7

If it's a woman: Ask her nicely.

If it's a dog: Get a beer and put peanut butter all over it.Then offer it to the dog,and more then likely,it will pick it up in it's mouth.Then teach her to bring it to you.

Answer 8

Are you for real?? Train, her what is she a dog?? Buster, you had better change and quick, or you might not like where she puts that can of beer.

Answer 9

This has to be a "joke" question. You don't actually expect this forum to help you in such a selfish endeavor. If serious, your question show a lack of taste and character to say the least.

Answer 10

train her?? shes not a dog. yelling is verbal abuse to an extent so i wouldnt advise that either. why waste your breath yelling anyway? "honey could you please bring me a beer?" would work much better and she wouldnt feel like she was being used or abused.

Answer 11

try this. On a piece of paper write - "half price sale inside!"
attach said paper to fridge door and bob's yer uncle!
atleast it'll get her as far as opening the fridge door - take it from there.